The Doc Drinks Gin & Other Stories // The Things She Says #2

My little girl continues to come out with such funny little things; and since I wrote the last ‘The Things She Says’ I have been better at remembering to write them down, usually after I have burst out laughing at whatever she has said. I love having them to look back on, and it’s also really interesting seeing how much her speech as changed, since the last post I wrote was nine months ago. Our conversations are much more structured now and we can (and do) chat about all sorts of things, which is lovely.

The Things She Says

I think her speech has come on loads in the last couple of months and I absolutely love listening to her chatting to her toys and doing the voices for each one. She is so inventive and the things she comes out with continue to astound me, and most of the time I am left wondering where on earth she got these things from.

Here is some things she has said over the past few months….

To her toy: “Hop in babe”

A: “Mummy I want to tell you something”
Me: “Ok”
A: “Do you like my trumps?”

To our cat Molly: “Looking good there girl!”

Apparently I’m a very bad mummy; she has been eating “jellybeans on toast” and “pâté on a beagle”. Poor dog.

To me: “I don’t love you anymore” (the first time – WAAAH!)

To her Daddy whilst she was looking at his bare back: “You have a cutie mark next to your fur” (a mole next to his back hair! The identifying marks on ‘My Little Pony’s’ are called ‘cutie marks’ if you didn’t know)

Speaking into the microphone on her till: “My mummy is dead” :(

Me: “You’re so cute”
A: “Yes I am, but you’re cute more than me”

“The doc drinks gin”

Jessie speaking to Bullseye: “Let’s go to Marks and Spencers boy!”

To our cat Daisy: “Daisy were you stuck? Tell me, or you’ll get throwed in the bin” (I have never threatened anyone with going in the bin, I promise!)

Trying to get to sleep: “I still can’t get my sleeps out”

A: “You don’t need to get my boogey I can do it.”
Me: “Ok” (I explained about not picking her nose in public)
A: “Here it is”
Me: “I don’t want it”
(A throws bogey)
Me: “Ava!”
A: “I was just throwing it that way to get rid of it”
Me: “Oook” *stifles giggles*

In the Co-op: “Where’s the Manchego, where’s the Manchego?”

Have your little one’s said anything funny recently? Let me know!

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16 Comments

  1. 4th April 2015 / 6:31 pm

    This list is hilarious! I spat my tea out at the “my mummy is dead!” part!! Luke isn’t old enough yet to start speaking quite like this and creating little scenarios, but I am really excited for when he can. I love how she’s so complimentary to your cat. ahah! Ray xx @ lukeosaurusandme.blogspot.co.uk #bigfatlinky

  2. 5th April 2015 / 3:47 pm

    THIS IS NON-STOP FOR US. THE LATEST ONE WAS TELLING A WAITRESS THAT “MOM JUST FARTED”. (SHE DIDN’T)

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    6th April 2015 / 11:48 am

    aww bless her! what a creative imagination she has! ;)

  5. 6th April 2015 / 1:11 pm

    I love HEARING CHILDRENS’ LANGUAGE DEVELOP – MY YOUNGEST HAS JUST TURNED TWO AND IS STARTING TO COME OUT WITH LOTS OF CUTE THINGS NOW. I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER TALKING ABOUT ‘PATE ON A BEAGLE’ AND ASKING FOR MANCHEGO – VERY MATURE TASTES! #FTMOB
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  6. 6th April 2015 / 8:02 pm

    Love it! My little girl comes out with lots of things like this, I spend a lot of time wondering where on earth she heard them :) I particularly like that she can’t get her sleeps out! #ftmob
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  7. 7th April 2015 / 11:15 am

    Love this list – so funny. asking “Where’s the Manchego” and saying that she’s been eating pate on a beagle made me chuckle as did “hop in babe” and “the doc drinks gin” – brilliant! Thank you for sharing with #ftmob :-)
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  8. 28th April 2015 / 1:54 pm

    God, I had A MOUTHFUL OF WATER WHEN I READ THE ‘DO YOU LIKE MY TRUMPS’ COMMENT!! brilliant!! And the ‘my mummy is dead’ over a little microphone *cryingfaceemoji* but also, again, too funny! I love things like this, fab #thelist xx

  9. 29th April 2015 / 9:35 am

    Hahaha! I know I shouldn’t laugh at ‘My mummy is dead’ but that made me snort out the tea I was drinking!! LOL!!

    My boys are just starting to talk — I’m so looking forward to some of these little gems occurring when they’ve got a grip on talking properly! Thanks so much for linking up to #TwinklyTuesday

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