The Things She Says

14th July 2014

Ava jumping

My toddler comes out with so many funny new things every day; she constantly makes me laugh. Some things she’ll pick up from things she watches, but most of the time I’ve got no idea where it’s come from. I wish I could remember them all and exactly how she said something because they’re often so hilarious and I always think ‘I’ll tell her Daddy that when he comes home’ but I usually can’t remember what it was.

Here are some things she’s said or conversations we’ve had that I have written down. I know some of them aren’t that fascinating, but they are when your toddler (she’s two and a half) has recently started speaking in sentences and she’s never said the cute or funny thing before.

Me (when she’s hurt herself): “Are you ok?”
Her: “I’m ok, just kiss it” and sticks the hurt body part out for me to kiss it better.

“Extra extra read all bout it”

To our cat: “Daisy a chew toy for you. I throw it for you and you bring it back for me.”

A to me: “What’s happening girl?”

“Calm down mummy”

When I’m singing
A: “Only daddy can sing mummy”
Me: “Why?”
A: “Because he’s a good singer”
Me: “Am I a good singer?”
A: “No”!!!!!!

“Only Daddy can sing mummy”
I pulled a sad face
“Come and hug me” (I was changing her)
“You didn’t hurt anybody”

A: “No don’t sing mum, I sing”
Me: “Why? I’m a good singer”
A: “Daddy’s a good singer”
Me: “Am I a good singer too though?”
A: “Of course mom”!!! (We say mum)

Watching frozen
A: “Everybody’s blowing away”
Me: “I know”
A: “Don’t worry, they’ll be fine”

“Mummy, what’s happened to the Princess?”

“I want to play ano” aka I want to play the piano

“Look at his big tuna” (talking about her toy elephants trunk)

A: “Mummy you trumped”
Me: “No I didn’t”
A: “You did you trumped”
Me: “No I didn’t!”
A: “You did you did stinky mummy”

Slaps my bum and says “nakeeeed” and runs off

Me: “We need to change your bum because you’ve pooed”
A: “No I haven’t”
Me: “What’s that stink then?”
A: “YOU!”

Coming out the doctors
“That was a good doctor”

“Can you be my hero mummy?” (She wanted me to help with her jigsaw)

To me: “No I don’t want your stinky compote”!!! (I’ve never made her compote)

“Mummy I’m calling you T-bone”

“I’m hiding from your face gorgeous”

“No I’m not proud of you mummy”

Have you got any funny things your children have said? I’d love to hear some!

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10 responses to “The Things She Says”

  1. I love these- whenever I see anyone post them I always think I must start recording my big girl and what she says- they come out with some such funny things don’t they? Full of such cuteness and innocence. x

  2. I love these, our toddler is at the same stage. WE’ve had:

    “That’s nonsense”
    “twenty-firsttttttt” (on the date my mum is leaving and my husbands fake horrified voice at the date)
    “I put the ipad on”
    “I want”

    Must start writing them down!

  3. Nina says:

    Haha these are pretty awesome! Especially all the bits about singing lol. Is she hinting? haha. My eldest and I were talking about firemen, which I also referred to as firefighters, and he asks, “Do they fight?” And one of my toddler twins will point to a clock and very loudly say: “Cock!”

  4. haha love it, she sounds quite similar to Monkey, if either Daddy or I dare to sing at the moment we did get told “no not that one” (no matter what we sang and now it is just “stop it!” apparently he is the only one allowed to sing and he does, constantly! xx #ftmob

  5. These are brilliant! She clearly has an issue with you singing hehe!!! #ftmob

  6. Louise says:

    What a wonderful list of all the funny and adorable things that your little one has been saying. I love her telling the cat about the chew toy and to bring it back, and asking if you can be her hero and help out with a jigsaw. The comments about singing made me chuckle – my eldest is the same sometimes when I start to sing! Thanks for linking up to #ftmob 🙂

  7. Awww too cute, some of the things they say are so hilarious =D

  8. Aww, she’s class!! I love the T-bone one 🙂 I need to pay closer attention to what R says as obviously I can’t remember any right now but I know there are ones!

    Thanks for linking up to #TheList xxx

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